Escort Etiquette
If you read all the blogs or comments on Twitter from escorts, you would think that the customers are the only ones who actually deserve to be reprimanded for bad behaviour.
Unfortunately, the escorts in some cases could use a gentle reminder that the client is not the only one who messes up.
As an example, I give you this: I called a regular girl the other day and asked if she could be available for me later in the week at 3:00 pm. She agreed. At 2:40 pm she texted me and told me she was running behind. She needed twenty minutes. I agreed. She had still not arrived forty minutes later. At this point I was starting to run out of time. Fortunately she arrived and we enjoyed the transaction, but I was under a bit of pressure to enjoy and then get going because I had some committments I had to meet. Thank goodness I had allowed myself a margin of error.
In this particular case, the lady told me that she had to do shopping because it was Chinese New Year the next day and all the stores would be closed. The she told me she had missed four calls that day as well. I happen to be a forgiving sort of guy and didn't say anything, but as in many long-term relationships, one sometimes takes advantage of the other because they feel there is some room to play. Sadly, this has happened too regularly to me. That is why I did not see her for six months. Of course, she will tell me she misses me, but I know she really missed my money.
So rule number one: be on time for appointments especially if someone gives you lots of notice and they are a regular client. That is how you keep clients regular. Mess 'em around and they explore their other choices.
Then of course there is the girl who advertised the largest boobs on the net, but when I got there, and after I had given her the contribution, I discovered that all I could do was look at them and not touch them. She should have covered them up so I would not have noticed them. Then I could have gone elsewhere or saved my money. No wonder there are escort review boards! I am not a hobbyist, but I can understand why someone would want to condemn a service provider like that. Especially if he went there because she had large boobs, and he was a boob man. On top of that, she kept phoning the management at the front desk of her hotel and arguing with them about paying for the room that day. I guess she was a hard case after all, new to the business, and didn't know how to manage things. Hopefully she will learn how to treat a client. I guess the message here is to make sure the message you are sending is the message you want people to receive.
My biggest pet peeve is with a lady whom I see semi regularly, whom I pay a premium to visit with. She is by herself but is so popular she has three rooms going at once. I really wish she would raise her prices. I pay almost double what she requests, but I have to share her with 2 other guys even though I ask to be first on that day, or ask when the best time is when she is not busy. I guess I will have to take her to a hotel next time to get her all to myself.
It is not the only time I have seen this happen. Other girls have finished with me and almost brought the next guy into the room as I was dressing. I am sure you are laughing at this. The rule here would be to let the next guy wait his turn until the first guy is gone. Not sure why some of the girls don't get this. Especially if you are not running over on time!
Another issue: cleanliness really is next to "goddessness". I visited a lady recently whom I am quite intimate with, and her place was a mess! Towels, clothes, drinks, and food everywhere! I kept wondering if she was all right. Looked like she had moved into her hotel room. It does not make a good impression. It also makes you wonder whether the lady is doing drugs and is on her way to down and out. I did ask her if everything is all right and she assured me it was. Maybe it was just a bad day for her.
And finally: when the client arrives and the service starts, don't answer the phone: you're busy. Give the client your full attention. One fellow was amazed that one girl could answer the phone while she had a mouthful of his manhood. I am not sure how she did it, but it sure kills the moment. I think she did it with me and that was why I didn't go back to see her again.
Nobody is perfect, but if you have customers, you should strive to look after them professionally. That is how you keep them, and it is also the way to being able to raise your rates.
There are of course, rules for the clients too: You can find out more about them here: download my ebook, The Pecker Helper Handbook, essential reading for any guy who wants to make sure he is going to have a great sex life for all of his life, not just until he is forty. The book is available at Kobo, Nook, Barnes and Noble and other e retailers. You can also download it here at The Pecker Helper Handbook To view the rest of this blog, go here: The Pecker Helper Blog
Another issue: cleanliness really is next to "goddessness". I visited a lady recently whom I am quite intimate with, and her place was a mess! Towels, clothes, drinks, and food everywhere! I kept wondering if she was all right. Looked like she had moved into her hotel room. It does not make a good impression. It also makes you wonder whether the lady is doing drugs and is on her way to down and out. I did ask her if everything is all right and she assured me it was. Maybe it was just a bad day for her.
And finally: when the client arrives and the service starts, don't answer the phone: you're busy. Give the client your full attention. One fellow was amazed that one girl could answer the phone while she had a mouthful of his manhood. I am not sure how she did it, but it sure kills the moment. I think she did it with me and that was why I didn't go back to see her again.
Nobody is perfect, but if you have customers, you should strive to look after them professionally. That is how you keep them, and it is also the way to being able to raise your rates.
There are of course, rules for the clients too: You can find out more about them here: download my ebook, The Pecker Helper Handbook, essential reading for any guy who wants to make sure he is going to have a great sex life for all of his life, not just until he is forty. The book is available at Kobo, Nook, Barnes and Noble and other e retailers. You can also download it here at The Pecker Helper Handbook To view the rest of this blog, go here: The Pecker Helper Blog
