Massage Girls as potential wives

I was surprised today to learn that one of my acquaintances had started dating a woman he kept going to see at a massage studio. In fact, his wife has moved out of his house, and he has set up a an apartment for the new girlfriend.  Not sure if this includes the two children she is supposed to have.  He is now bringing her to parties and introducing her to his friends as his girlfriend. 

This man has an extremely good job, is very well paid, and is a reasonable person.  He has endured an unhappy marriage for a long time, and recently had been going on junkets to Asia and enjoying the brothels in southern China.  Initially, when he started doing this, he told me he felt rejuvenated. No kidding! 

Anyway, this got me thinking. Does it make sense to consider that girls at the massage studio could make good wives?  Well, think about it.  You, the client, get to know them well.  You talk to them during the massage, and if you are lucky, you get to have an exciting experience with them towards the end of the massage.  But I have often said that these girls are human and have real needs like everyone else.  It is possible to become friends with these girls.  Good friends. And the best part is that you are already having sex with them.  If during the experience they get snarky with you, you will learn that they have a bad temper and are to be avoided. Or, you can get to know them in terms of their dreams, and values. You can help them achieve their dreams, and they can help you too!

And that really is what it is all about.  I will ask my acquaintance about this new relationship next time I see him, but I understand that he has been seeing her for a couple of years.  Maybe she was just what he was looking for, he was just what she was looking for, and they have had the time to get to know each other, as well as any couple doing the dating thing.  

A better way to better sex.

When I started to experiment with ED drugs here is what I discovered.

Viagra, Levitra and Cialis all work as promised and will give you a good workable erection.  With Viagra and Levitra, you have to time it right because these drugs work within a specific period, such as two hours for instance.  That is when they can have the greatest effect.  Your pecker will be swelling and ready for action.  Hopefully you will not have to defecate or urinate, because that could be construed as completion and lessen the strength of the erection, (well that is based on my experience).  Furthermore, take these drugs at least one hour after you have eaten, and maybe 2 hours, to clear your stomach and intestines so that the blood you need for your erection is not needed by the stomach to digest the food.  These drugs will take an hour on their own just to kick in, so you can see that you should be working on a fairly empty food tank to be effective!

These vaso-dilators relax your blood vessels to allow more blood flow.  They need to have blood to help you to swell up.  The closest blood supply is in the abdomen, because you don’t want it coming from your brain and its pleasure zones at a time like this! 

It worked well if I did not eat a heavy meal before sex.  At least that is how it worked for me.  Viagra and Levitra supposedly stay in your system for 24 hours before they are considered used up.  That means that if you use one on Thursday afternoon, you might be able to get some effect from it for a Friday morning tryst.   No guarantees, but it might work for you.  It worked for me.

Cialis, what the French call Le Weekender, is a drug you can take which should be effective for 36 hours, or all day Friday and most of Saturday too. There might also be some residual effect so you might get a little bit more out of it. 

A couple of things about these drugs:

You need a prescription for these drugs.  They are not cheap by comparison, costing as much as $ 20 a pill in some cases.   You can get some knockoffs from far-away places, but you really do not know what went into making them, so it is buyer beware. 

If you do not have the desire, they will not do anything for you.  You should be horny first, and these will help you achieve your goal, which should be to have a successful intercourse.  If you are not horny, then get your testosterone levels checked.  That may be the real problem.  Me, I am always horny.  Mostly in my mind,  but horny nonetheless. 

Another thing about these drugs is that they have side effects.  Two of my buddies took Viagra in the morning on separate occasions and tried to play squash in the afternoon and found they could not do it.  Their hearts kept racing at high speeds and they were getting dizzy.  One actually passed out and had to be revived. 

So, sex with Viagra is the only physical activity you should do for the day, once you have taken the pill.  I am not sure if this is the case with the other two drugs.  I did not want to take the chance to find out. 

There are other ill effects.  Levitra gives me heartburn.  Not usually right away, but perhaps after a meal, or maybe all the next day.  Viagra gives me a stuffy nose, a really bad stuffy nose!  Plus, both of these drugs might make your face red even long after you have had sex.  You see, the blood flows better everywhere.  I remember being away one weekend and attending a seminar and one of the guys and his girlfriend arrived late for the meeting, coming fresh from their hotel room.  The girlfriend had a big smile on her face, and the guy, who sported a good beard, had a face redder than Santa Claus’ jacket.  They had no excuse to be late, so we all knew what they had been doing.  Good for them!

At one point after I had taken Cialis, my ears started burning.   What a headache it was to put up with all these things! All I wanted to do was just have a nice copulation.  So, I started wondering about them. 

There are alternatives to these prescription drugs and they might be just as effective, and less expensive. 

If you go to the health food store, they keep a wide variety of these things behind the counter.  They are not pharmaceuticals, but usually herb based remedies.  The government health service examines them and approves them. 

Once, a firm manufactured a product called the Magic Bullet, and it was recalled because the monitoring agency described it as Viagra disguised.  It really worked well, but had for me even worse side effects than Viagra. 

Max Vigor, however,  is one that I have used and like, and at $5 a fuck, it is a good price. You can buy it in bulk and really get the cost down by 20%.   Not sure how it works, but I do not seem to get any side effects. There are other products as well, but what I did was ask the counter staff, (a guy) which pecker helper, (or words to that effect), sold the most.  Max Vigor was the one that sold most at his store, so that told me it worked.  I kinda prefer those pills you take as you need them, rather than a pill wherein you take it every day for a month.  Those can be expensive.  The other thing is that I prefer not to take a pill at all!  I just want to be able to do the job whenever the opportunity, and my erection arises!  Check with your local health store in your area to see what works best in your area. 

I decided I had to do something to get the blood flowing more naturally. 

I asked a buddy of mine if he had problems with erections.  His answer was, “Not if I don’t abuse myself for a few days, don’t get bombed out of my mind, and get a good night of sleep.”. He was a fellow who never married and had a string of girlfriends who didn’t stick around.  (Not sure why, but perhaps he might not have wanted to commit to anyone). 

He was five years younger than me. 

Another fellow I know who was 70 when I spoke with him, and who was in good physical condition told me that he was sexually active, but of course, not like a teenager.  I asked him if he needed to use any pecker helpers.  He said he did not take any drugs at all period!  But he did make sure he kept his weight under control, and ate lots of fruits and vegetables every day.  He was a lean fellow, and he exercised regularly. 

Now you do have to remember that the raging hard-on of your teenage years will be a distant memory when you are in your fifties.(or seventies as my buddy was.)  But really, all you want to be able to do is penetrate the vagina of your choice easily rather than having to stuff it in like an empty sock.  So with that in mind, I wanted to see what I could do to make my performance more consistent.

I was also hampered by the fact that I like to masturbate to porn almost daily.   There are some who say that porn creep can kill an erection.  (I searched the internet looking for discussions on this but found nothing substantial, so I guess it is just another urban myth.)

While porn can be satisfying, and you can delay ejaculation for as long as you want, I suspect that if you take a few days off, it won’t hurt and you should be able to perform pleasantly.  (There are of course some people who think that self-pleasuring is better than the real thing because you can control everything, and as Paul Simon wrote, “you can never beat my sweet imagination”. (from the song Kodachrome which was in the album There Goes Rhymin' Simon (1973), released on Columbia Records.)

Personally, I want the real thing with a real live and preferably interested and enthusiastic partner.

I stumbled across the doc-giff website (the link to the site is at the back of the book) a few years into my search for some solutions.  His real name is Ken Walker and he wrote a medical column for a series of newspapers.  His website was quite useful because he was able to point out a few things.  I already mentioned that ED might be a harbinger of a potential heart attack.  He actually had research that stated that high doses of vitamin C could help clear plaque from arteries and reverse artherio-sclerosis. (hardening of the arteries).

I started to add between 2000 and 4000 mg daily to my diet.   I was hoping that this might help.  I knew however that it would not work right away. 

Then, I learned about beets.

Beets do two things for you.  They increase the oxygen levels in your blood, and they relax your blood vessels.  This allows more blood to flow to your penis.  Wow!  Just what I wanted. 

I started to add beets to my diet and I noticed a difference within a day! I always had morning wood!  Just one beet did the job.   

Beets do not taste great, but you can make them more tasty by sautéing them in sesame oil in a sauce pan.  The oil imparts a nutty taste to the beet which makes it more palatable.

Also beets have a bunch of fibre, so they help with elimination of stomach waste which means less weight and more blood for the penis!  It seems to be working for me so perhaps you might want to try it for you. 

If you decide to add beets to your diet, I suggest you try perhaps one fresh medium beet, twice a week.  Beets can cause a bit of discomfort in the bowel if you are not used to them.   Just take it easy and monitor your own personal results.

You can learn more about this subject in my book, The Pecker Helper Handbook.